eyesopen:

me every two minutes: MY EX-MAN BROUGHT HIS NEW GIRLFRIENDDD SHE’S LIKE OH MY GOD BUT I’M JUST GONNA SHAKE IT TO THE FELLAAA OVER THERE WITH THE HELLAA GOOD HAIRRR WON’T YOU COME ON OVER BABY WE COULD SHAKE SHAKE SHAKEEEE

automatically:

when you accidentally touch a piece of gum under a desk

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